people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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