I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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