Kiss
Puke
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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