did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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