I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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