I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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