I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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