SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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