How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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