is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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