You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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