so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
