Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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