i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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