he wants to bone in the snuggie
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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