I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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