Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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