I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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