The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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