I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
