so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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