did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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