I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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