Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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