'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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