i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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