Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
