Plan B is the new Plan A
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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