East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I looked at my own cervix.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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