i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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