she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
