I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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