Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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