Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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