I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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