I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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