I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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