Just fell off a train. Bad.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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