Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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