Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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