The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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