Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Congratulations! We have a period
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