I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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