Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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