marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We are all done wearing pants today
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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