fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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