I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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