I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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