you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
if only i could text you this smell
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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