grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Do I have a choice?
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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